Sharon Stone’s Romance Angers W

Story from the summer of 2005

It seems Golden Globe winner Sharon Stone has finally found happiness and George W. Bush isn’t happy about it. After a divorce and a long career slump Stone, 47, has added something new to her life. No, we’re not talking about those fun hair extensions or her new adopted son. We’re talking about her engagement to the Komodo dragon that attacked her ex-husband a few years back.

Sharon and the Komodo Dragon have been friends for over a decade. They originally meet on the set of the western “The Quick and The Dead”. Back in 2000 Sharon and the Komodo Dragon plotted to kill Stone’s then husband and split the life insurance money but the attack failed. As Fake Gossip News reported in 2003 when Sharon’s then husband found out she had been in cahoots with the Komodo Dragon it lead to the end of their marriage. Soon after the friendship between Stone and the Komodo Dragon turned into something more.

Sharon told Fake Gossip News “I’ve never been happier. I have two wonderful children and I finally found the love of my life. I’m hoping California will be the first state to recognize marriage as between humans and Komodo Dragons.”

When told about Sharon’s new love “President” George W. Bush responded “I told you gay marriage would lead to bestiality. Now I must go off and plan the next war against Iran."