Jacko To Live With Liz

Story from Summer 2005

As the child molestation trial of Grammy Award Winner Michael Jackson winds down speculation turns to the future of Wacko Jacko. A Fake Gossip News Legal Analyst said "While I believe in my heart that Jacko is wacko and a sicko I think there is enough reasonable doubt that he’ll get acquitted." But what then?

LaToya Jackson told Fake Gossip News via telepathy "My brother is broke. He’s spent his entire fortune on legal fees. He’s going to have to sell Neverland once the trial is over." But have no fears one of Jacko’s longest and dearest friends has come to his aid.
The assistant to Two Time Academy Award Winner Elizabeth Taylor told Fake Gossip News "Liz is very upset about what has happened to Michael and has offered to let him live with her if he is indeed broke."

On Thursday May 26th Fake Gossip News approached Jacko himself about this rumor. As he was leaving the courthouse a Fake Gossip New Reporter asked, "Michael are you broke." Jacko did not respond. Our reporter then said "I’ll take that as yes. If you have to sell Neverland where you gonna live Liz Taylor’s house?" As he stepped into a limo Jackson quietly nodded.