Romy & Michele Part Deux

Fake Gossip News has received word that a sequel to the gay cult classic “Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion” is set to start filming next month. The sequel is entitled “RM20: Romy & Michel Twenty Years Later”. The film reunited the dynamic duo of Academy Award winner Mira Sorvino and Emmy Award winner Lisa Kudrow. Also back for round two are Jeanne Garafalo and Alan Cumming. The script has been kept under wraps but FGN has learned the following details about the sequel. On the same day that they receive the invitations for their 20th High School reunion Romy & Michele’s Beverly Hills Boutique is burned to the ground. When the insurance company and the police suspect one or both of them of burning the store down for the insurance money the two women have a falling out. Romy sets out to find out what really happened to their store by hiring Heather Mooney (Garafalo) who is now working as a Hollywood Private Investigator and still smoking her quick burning cigarettes. Meanwhile Michele’s marriage to Sandy Frank (Cumming) is tested. It turns out the night the boutique was burned down Sandy ran into the store to try to save some of the merchandise and was knocked out by a falling beam and fell into a coma. When he awakens two weeks later he has amnesia. Sandy has no idea who he is but he is convinced that Michele is actually Mary Tyler Moore. This leads to one of Michel’s famous dream sequences. This time she is 120 years old and Sandy still thinks he’s Mary Tyler Moore. This leads to Michele saying “I’m not the Mary” in her old lady voice. On the night of the reunion Romy & Michele again show up without each other. Romy is appalled when Billy Christiansen, who is now completely bald and toothless, approaches her wondering why she never came up to the hotel room to have sex with him ten years before. The whole reunion is shocked when Christie Masters, fresh from her divorce from Billy, shows up so pumped full of botox and collagen that her face looks life a frozen fish. The big event at the reunion comes when Heather Mooney shows up with concrete evidence that it was Christie who burned down Romy & Michel’s boutique as revenge for being humiliated at their ten year reunion. As Christie is hauled off by police she screams “Post Its. They claimed they invested post its.” To which Michele reply “Post It’s. That’s so ten years ago.” Romy and Michele make up and dance to “How Do I Live” by Trisha Yearwood. Their amazing dance routine makes Sandy regain his memory and all is well once again in Romy & Michele world. Then to top it all off Romy & Michele tying of the honor of “Least aged since the first reunion”. The film is set for release this November.