Gay Slapper Causes Hollywood Syphilis Outbreak!

As Fake Gossip reported last month the gay slapper took a break from slapping in order to get Justin Timberlake into bed. Well the slapper's dream of a little boom boom with JT came true in late January. The slapper caught up with Justin backstage after one of Justin's concerts. The slapper managed to seduce Timberlake with a mix of alcohol, parlor tricks and bubble wrap. In the days following the encounter people sensed an extra spark in Timberlake. It was clear that a little man on man action did wonders for Timberlake's spirit. In fact Justin began to become obsessed with the gay slapper sending text messages to the slapper day and night saying. "I need it". But the gay slapper had moved on.

A devastated Timberlake cried a river then called up former N'Sync band-mate JC Chasez. The two of them went out and got drunk together then Justin showed JC what the gay slapper had taught him about man on man lovin'. After his night with JC Justin returned to the ladies. First he had a romantic evening with former lover Cameron Diaz testing the waters for a reconciliation. When that didn't work out Justin banged Scarlett Johansson a couple dozen times before moving on to Jessica Biel then back to Johansoon then back to Biel.

Unfortunately for Justin and his string of lovers the gay slapper was carrying a secret. Syphilis! The gay slapper gave Justin syphilis. Not knowing he had the nasty woman's disease Timberlake passed it onto Chasez, Diaz, Johansson and Biel. The news send shock waves around Hollywood. Considering how these kids sleep around it's safe to say there won't be a bottle of penicillin left in LA by President's Day.