Lindsay Lohan receives rehab punch card

When Lindsay Lohan entered rehab on Wednesday she was given something that many
Hollywood stars have received before. The rehab punch card. The card entitles
Hollywood Stars to a free rehab stay after the first five have been paid in full. Past
recipients of the punch card include Carrie Fisher, Drew Barrymore, Robert Downey
Jr., Matthew Perry and Colin Ferrel. All of us here at Fake Gossip News hope Lindsay's
first trip to rehab will be her last. But if it isn't it comforts us to know she'll be able to
carry on the long standing Hollywood tradition of the rehab punch card.