Sure Justin brought sexy back but can he bring Britney back?

Just six months ago America was wonder where sexy was. The country’s libido was at an all time low. But now thanks to Grammy Award winner Justin Timberlake sexy is back. America is getting it on like it’s1969 again.

Now that sexy is back the question is can Justin bring ex-gal pal Britney Spears back? Since Spears filed for divorce on November 7th she and Timberlake have been in daily contact, much to the dismay of Cameron Diaz. Britney’s plan was two fold, get Justin to help her out on her next album and get him back into her bed.

Justin has been more than happy to help Britney get her career back on track. He even helped her get Timberland and Nelly to appear on her next album tentative titled “Britney’s back: Blonder and badder”. In fact Justin was even thinking of doing a duet with Britney himself. That was until he saw the pictures of a drunk, cracked out, white trashed out Britney flashing her cooter all over down with her new BFF’s Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. This morning Fake Gossip News caught up with a shirtless Timberlake as he was running in the Hollywood Hills. When asked about Britney she said “I want to help her get her career back on track. I’ve always contended that she’s more talented than people give her credit for. I really think I could help her make her next album her best yet. Not only do I think it could end up being her biggest selling yet I think it could finally win her some long overdue respect from the critics. But her behavior this last week has made me question if I should appear on the album myself.” When asked about the rumors that her make leave Diaz to rekindle his romance with Spears Justin declared “No way! I’m with Cameron period…Besides when I saw he pictures of her out parting recently I could help but think ‘I fucked that?’”