The Father Of Grammy Winner's Baby Revealed

Story from August 2005

*-The basis for this story is based on a 2003 SNL skit where Selma Hayek claimed that Renee Zellweger should not win Best Actress for "Chicago" becaue she was really a man. Clearly Ms. Zellweger is all woman.

Grammy Award winner Michelle Branch’s joy of being a new mother was cut short this week when word broke of who the real father of her baby girl is. Fake Gossip News has learned that the father of the baby is not Branch’s legally recognized husband A source close to branch has revealed to Fake Gossip News that the father of the bay is none other than Academy Award Winner Renee Zellweger.

As the world first learned from Selma Hayeck in 2003 Zellweger is really a man. Apparently Branch and Zellweger met when Renee asked Michelle to write a song for “Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason”. While the professional collaboration didn’t end up happening it was clear to those at the meeting that there was a spark between the two.

According to our source Michelle and Renee enjoyed a three-day get away in Palm Springs just days later. This was the only romantic time these two spent together but it was enough for the conception of the baby. No word yet on weather Zellweger will seek joint custody of the baby.