Devistated Ellen Maffia plots Revenge

The Ellen Mafia was shaken to it's very core earlier this week. The Maffia's most
beautiful member Ellen Pompeo was nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Actress in
a TV Series drama. The Ellen Mafia was so sure that Ellen P. would win that they didn't even bother taking the Hollywood Forgein Press Association out for dinner a la Sharon Stone. So when the globe went to Kyra Sedgwick instead of Ellen P. the fabulous foursome were so devastated that the went into hiding for number of days.

On Wednesday morning in their secret Palm Springs compound the Ellens decided to get
revenge on Sedgwick. Unfortunately for them Sedgwick foiled them yet again by
extending her TNT deal for "The Closer". This only sent the Ellens from sad to mad.
Ellen D. has promised herself Sedgwick will never appear on her talk show. Ellen B. has enlisted the help of her occult friends who she's known since "The Excorsist' to place a hex on Sedgwick. While Ellen C. has vowed to switch all of the locks on Sedgwick and husband Kevin Bacon's house from "The best locks money can buy to the worst locks on a Houston whore house." Meanwhile Ellen P. has been so upset all she's been able to do is sit in a chair saying "Say it. The golden globe goes to Ellen Pompeo in Grey's Anatomy. It isn't that hard. The winner is Ellen Pompeo. Ellen Pompeo" over and over.