Carter & Spears To Team Up

Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter and Former Teen Queen Britney Spears are set to go on a world tour together this summer. The “We’re still relevant tour” is designed to prove the duo’s detractors wrong. Spears wants to prove she didn’t’ peak at age 17 and Carter wants to prove he isn’t increasingly relevant as the White House said.

Spears will open for Carter. Britney will lip-synch and dance to six of her biggest hits “Toxic”, “Lucky”, “Boys”, “Sometimes”, “Everytime” and “Outrageous”. Spears’ et will end with one lucky audience member being brought u p on stage and having their head shaved by spears. When Fake Gossip News asked Spears’ manager why those six songs were chosen we were told “Britney continues to live in a fog of sex, alcohol and drugs and we were afraid she couldn’t’ remember the names of the songs unless they were one world titles.“ Yikes! Carter will follow spears. He will read poems and do interpretive dance that calls for better public education and a withdraw of U.S. Forces from Iraq. But the show stopper will come at the end of the show. Spears will come back on stage for s series of duets with Carter. Naturally Spears’ portions will be pre-recorded but Carter will sign live every night. The first duet will be “One Sweet Day” followed by “Me Against The Music” with Carter singing Madonna’s part and lastly “I Knew You Were Waiting For Me”. The tour is set to kick off at the L.A. Coliseum on the Fourth Of July.