Tinkie Winkie's Revenge!!

Hard core right wing evangelical Christians were shocked and saddened last week when the Reverend Jerry Fallwell died of an apart heart attack But Fake Gossip News has learned that it was not a heart attack that killed Fallwell.

It turns out Fallwell was murdered!!! And the killer was none other than Teletubby Tinkie Winkie. For years Tinkie has yielded a great deal of hatred for Fallwell for outing him. Tinkie Winkie had thought about murdering Fallwell and king it look like a heart attack for a long time but he knew he couldn’t do it on his own. Then when Fallwell started speaking about “the myth of global warming” Tinkie had enough of Fallwell’s right wing insanity.

Over mother’s day weekend Tinkie Winkie enlisted the help of his gay lover Spongebob

Squarepants, his hippie environmental friend Pikachu and his lesbian gal pal Strawberry Shortcake to break into Fallwell’s house and kill him. In order to get into Fallwell’s house and kill him. In order to et into Fallwell’s compound they dressed up as Christians. It was easy al they had to do was wear t-shirts that said “I hate gays, Mexicans and public education”.

Once inside Tinkie smothered Fallwell to death with his purse. Strawberry Shortcake kept an eye out for any of Fallwell’s bodyguards. When one came by she kicked his ass. Once Fallwell was dead Spongebob and Peekachoo made a special potion that they pored down Fallwell’s throat. The potion allowed made it look like it was a heart attack and not a smothering that killed Fallwell. Once the potion was pored down Fallwell’s throat the four of them fled into the night.

Now that Fallwell is gone and they got away with it they group is planning on enlisting the help of Vegan Anti-War activist Barbie to get rid of a certain somebody who resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.