IBC

Forget the Annual Lifetime: Television For Woman awards or the Elle Magazine Power 100 banquet the place to see a who’s who of Hollywood women is at the International Beard Conference being held in New Orleans, Louisiana this weekend.

The conference is held every year. It is designed to aid woman who are in “relationships” with closeted gay men on how to make their “relationships” appear more legitimate.

The year’s celebrity panel is the best ever! It features Kelly Preston (“wife” of queen John Travolta), Nicole Kidman (ex “wife” #2 of ding a ling a ling Tom Cruise) and Cindy Crawford (ex “wife” of gerbil fan Richard Gere).

In addition the New Beard award will be presented to Resse Witherspoon (“gal pal” to bare backing fav Jake Gyllenall)& the Young Beard award will go to Vanessa Hudgens (“sweetie” to fagtastic Zach Efron)

When Fake Gossip News caught up with Kelly Preston she declared, “This is my favorite event of the year. It can be very tiring living a lie and this is the one chance we all have during the year to just let loose and tell the truth. It’s almost as fun as watching the Special Collectors Edition DVD of ‘Spacecamp’.”

Fake Gossip News has also learned that Suzanne Craig a.k.a. “Mrs.” Larry Craig a.k.a. Mrs. Potato Beard Idaho will be making her first trip to the conference where she will be the key note speaker. An insider told us that the name of her speech is “Standing by your man through tap and flush.”