Hollywood's Latest Addiction

Forget booze, cocaine, crystal meth and pills there is a new drug capturing the attention of Hollywood's party girls. The new drug of choice is New Purse Small. Originally designed to give aging Prada and Hugo Boss bags that little kick they need to smell fresh New Purse Smell has become the huffing choice of Hollywood's party girls.

For those of you who don't know New Purse Smell comes in a bottle similar to a perfume bottle. Whenever your bag isn't smelling fresh you just give it a spray and it smells like new again hence the name New Purse Smell.

Well, it seems that Hollywood party girls have taken to dumping a bunch of New Purse Smell onto a cloth and inhaling the fumes. In fact New Purse Smell was behind Britney Spears disastrous performance at the MTV Video Music Awards earlier this month.

According to insiders Spears was going through New Purse Smell like there was no tomorrow. 50 Cent told Fake Gossip News, "When she came on stage it smelled like a purse factory. Instead of saying 'It's Britney Bitch' she should have said 'It's smelly bitch.'"

Indeed the New Purse Smell phenomenon has gotten so deep into Hollywood that even Diana Lohan is concerned. In a statement to Fake Gossip News she said "I was never really concerned about Lindsay's substance use until the first time she tried New Purse Smell. I had never seen her that messed up. It was scary."

Not that the New Purse Smell craze has been limited to the women of Hollywood. A bottle of it was found in the car of Emmy Award Winner Keifer Sutherland when he was arrested for his fourth DUI earlier this week.

Who's to say how bad the new purse smell problem will get. But one this is certain. If Hollywood doesn't curb this problem soon all of Los Angeles will smell like a brand spanking new Donna Karen hand bag.