Britney Spears begs the gay slapper to "Love Me" in an attempt to finally get slapped!

As Fake Gossip News reported back in November 2006 Britney Spears has been destroying her career in an attempt to get attacked by the gay slapper. But time and time again the gay slapper has refused to slap her. Insiders have told Fake Gossip News that the gay slapper refuses to attack celebrities who are clearly trying to get slapped.

As we all know Britney’s antics have only gotten worse in the last year. From the head shaving, to the multiple stays in rehab, to the disastrous Video Music Award performance all the way to her recent trip to the hospital it has been one cry for a slap after another.

Well Britney made her most desperate attempt yet to get slapped last night. She tracked down the gay slappers home address and stood out side of his apartment begging him to love me. She stood outside for an hour hoping he would come out and slap her but he never did. All he did was drop a dime on her and call the cops. As the cops escorted Britney off the property the gay slapper yelled out of his window “You keep this shit up and I’ll never slap you. And plus I’m turning states evidence on your ass.” Britney’s last words were another plea for the gay slapper to “Love Me”.

Fake Gossip News has put together a remix of her asking the gay slapper to “Love Me” enjoy.