Madgeocolypse

Golden Globe winner Madonna is set to make her return to the silver screen for the first time since the 2002 flop “Swept Away”. Cameras are set to roll next month on “Fierce Off”. In the film Madonna lays an international terrorist set up on blowing up the Sydney Opera house and Kylie Minogue co-stars as the Aussie Secret Service Agent assigned to stop Madge. As if the film weren’t fierce enough it will be the directorial debut of Academy Award Winning Actress Cher. Look for “Fierce Off” in theatres next fourth of July.

"Saw 5" has competition

Nobody was surprised when “Saw 4’ opened to great numbers last month. It seems Halloween and the “Saw” franchise are eternally linked in the American movie goers mind. It would seem…Director Steven Spielberg may have just found the movie that will finally stop the “Saw” killing and winning streak.Cameras are set to roll in January on “Puma Vs. Werewolf”. The film stars Academy Award Winner Julia Roberts as an aging super model with an eye for much younger men and Hip Ho Superstar Kanye West as what else a world famous rapper. In the film Julia sets her sights on Kanye’s eighteen year old younger brother. The two clash over the young man. Their feud becomes a national obsession then when a gay gossip columnist/wizard played by Perez Hilton places a spell on them the feud becomes a war!

The spell turns Roberts into a puma and West into a werewolf. The film ends with an elaborate thirty minute battle with puma and werewolf battling to the death.
The film is scheduled to be released next October opposite “Saw 5” and is bound to break box office records.