Hollywood's Latest Addiction

Forget booze, cocaine, crystal meth and pills there is a new drug capturing the attention of Hollywood's party girls. The new drug of choice is New Purse Small. Originally designed to give aging Prada and Hugo Boss bags that little kick they need to smell fresh New Purse Smell has become the huffing choice of Hollywood's party girls.

For those of you who don't know New Purse Smell comes in a bottle similar to a perfume bottle. Whenever your bag isn't smelling fresh you just give it a spray and it smells like new again hence the name New Purse Smell.

Well, it seems that Hollywood party girls have taken to dumping a bunch of New Purse Smell onto a cloth and inhaling the fumes. In fact New Purse Smell was behind Britney Spears disastrous performance at the MTV Video Music Awards earlier this month.

According to insiders Spears was going through New Purse Smell like there was no tomorrow. 50 Cent told Fake Gossip News, "When she came on stage it smelled like a purse factory. Instead of saying 'It's Britney Bitch' she should have said 'It's smelly bitch.'"

Indeed the New Purse Smell phenomenon has gotten so deep into Hollywood that even Diana Lohan is concerned. In a statement to Fake Gossip News she said "I was never really concerned about Lindsay's substance use until the first time she tried New Purse Smell. I had never seen her that messed up. It was scary."

Not that the New Purse Smell craze has been limited to the women of Hollywood. A bottle of it was found in the car of Emmy Award Winner Keifer Sutherland when he was arrested for his fourth DUI earlier this week.

Who's to say how bad the new purse smell problem will get. But one this is certain. If Hollywood doesn't curb this problem soon all of Los Angeles will smell like a brand spanking new Donna Karen hand bag.

Too much scenery is bad for your teeth.

Over the years Hollywood has grown more and more intrigued with the state of Academy Award winner Faye Dunaways teeth. At one point they were so nasty that homeless people started to floss in order to not look like her. As bad as her nasty teeth were her new chompers were even more shocking. It seems that when she unveiled her new teeth at this years Academy Awards they were so white that the people on the international space station contacted NASA wondering if there has been a nuclear bomb dropped on Los Angeles.

So what is the real story behind La Dunaway's teeth. Fake Gossip News has learned that her teeth rotted out as a result on eating too much scenery. Acording to Faye's friend and "Bonnie & Clyde" do-star Gene Hackman she first developed a taste for scenery on the set of "Bonnie & Clyde". For over a decade she was able to keep her scenery chewing addition at bay but then when she made "Mommie Dearest" she crossed a line.

A lot of times when a film is done shooting stars like to keep a costume as a memory of the shoot. Faye keeps extra scenery and then eats it at home. In her West Hollywood home she has chowed down on the sets of "Supergirl", "Barfly" and "Dunstin Check In" among others. Faye even went to rehab for her scenery chewing addiction in 2000 but on the set of "The Rules Of Attraction" in 2001 "Dawson's Creek" star James Van Der Beek caught her gnawing on a small set piece in her dressing room and it was all down hill from there.

Faye has sworn off scenery once again after spending $100,000 on her knew pearly whites. But the question remains can she fend off this demon that has haunted her for forty years.

Dunaway's story should serve as a warning to such scenery chewing stars as Kevin Spacey and Annette Benning. Be careful how much you tear off it could rot your teeth and your career.

They Tried To Make Him Go To Gayhab He Said Mo, Mo, Mo

It seems top Republican officials in an effort to soften the blow of the Larry Craig scandal tried to get the disgraced Idaho Senator to go to the same gayhab that former "Grey's Anatomy" co-star Isiah Washington attended earlier in the year. But I appears when the intervention team of Fred Thompson, Ja Rule and George W. Bush confronted the senator he
baulked at the idea and then excused himself to the restroom. Not two minutes later was a taping sound heard coming from inside.