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Annette Bening's Nightmare

It appears Mrs. Warren Beatty has completely gone off the deep end since going 0-3 in terms of Oscar nominations in the Spring of 2005. According Annette's close friend Kevin Spacey she was devastated she didn't win Best Actress for her role in "Being Julia". Kevin said "She really thought it was her time. She and Warren are both so well liked and respected that she didn't see any way that she'd loose. But when Sean Penn said the words 'Hilary Swank in Million Dollar Baby' Annette's decent into madness began."

Apparently for months after the 2005 Oscars Bening would have nightmares about Hilary Swank winning Oscar after Oscar. She would wake up screaming "Swank! Swank! Damn you Swank!" The dreams got so bad she entered therapy. She was finally making progress in her Hillary Swank obsession when she signed on for "Running With Scissors". That's when things went from bad to worse. According to Scissors Co-Star Gwenyth Paltrow Annette was completely insane on the set. Gwyneth told Fake Gossip news "Annette's trailer was covered din pictures of Hillary. A big sing was posted over Annette's make up mirror that read "NEVER AGAIN". Gwyneth told us that she tried to talk to Annette about her obsession but was told to "Fuck off" and that "You have your Oscar Shakespeare bitch now leave me alone."

Annette channeled all her rage into her Scissors performance. She knew it was a meaty role that could finally land her an Oscar. She even enlisted the help of The Ellen Mafia to sink "the Black Dahlia" to make sure there was no way Hillary Swank could sneak into the race this year. Sadly for Annette the buzz for "Running With Scissors" faded fast. According to close friend Angelica Houston "Annette is praying she'll get a Golden Globe nomination and it will resurrect her Oscar hopes. If she doesn't scar at least an Oscar nomination I fear she'll give a performance so over the top in her next movie it will make Faye Dunaway cringe. But at the same time I fear what will happen if she does get a nomination. It seems all the momentum for Best Actress is behind Helen Mirren right now. If is bad news for Annette's psyche since she just lost an Emmy to Helen. If Annette lost an Emmy and an Oscar to Mirren in less than a year I think she's break with reality."

When Fake Gossip news contacted Annette's representatives we were hung up on the second we said the name Hillary Swank. This can only lead us to believe the whole thing is true.

Blind Item #2

Once and again it is time for another Fake Gossip News blind item. Hollywood was shocked when the youngest person to ever receive and Oscar nomination for Best Actress Keisha Castle-Hughes admitted she was pregnant at the age of 16. Unlike the character she plays in "The Nativity Scene" this pregnancy was not brought about by practical magic. It seems a certain Hollywood starlet sabotaged Hughes birth control to seek revenge. According to a close friend of Hughes one night while she and her boyfriend were staying down in the valley their condoms turned up missing. That night they only engaged in oral and the next day he went out and bought some more. But it turns out while the two were out to dinner the angry starlet broke into their room and with a small pin poked several holes in all the condoms. Clearly the starlets plan worked. Wondering which starlet it was? We'll give you thirteen guesses.

Happy Birthday Ellen B!!!

Today Hollywood and the world celebrates the birthday of the fabulous talented ultra powerful Ellen Burstyn. This Oscar winning national treasure celebrates her 74th birthday today. With the long awaited release of “The Fountain” America once again has a chance to enjoy her amazing talent on the big screen. We look forward to more work and hopefully another Oscar for this amazingly beautiful woman.

To mark the occasion all Hollywood production will halt for 15 minutes at twelve noon today for everybody to take time to wish Ellen B. good wishes.

Blind item

Which "Crash" star is having a secret gay affair with the gay slapper? Hint we don't mean to be cruel with this breaking story...The two were spotted canoodling at The Rooserfish the one gay bar in Venice were the "Crash" star is often seen working out and showing off is hot body...Hint number 2 onlookers said these two were playing by heart.