Revenge Of The Cougars!!!

Fed up with the sexism and ageism of Hollywood two time Academy Award Nominee Talia Shire and Golden Globe Nominee Bonnie Bedelia havedecided to strike back. Shire and Bedelia were both extremely hurt and angry that they were left out of the franchises they helped build. When Shire found out she would not be appearing as Adrian for the sixth time in “Rocky Balboa” she went into a deep depression. Then when Shire’s close friend Bonnie Bedelia was informed she would not appear in “Live Free Or Die Hard” Talia took action. She sat down and banged out a script of the two of them called “Revenge Of The Cougars”.

The film is a more mean spirited “First Wives Club.” In the film Shire and Bedelia are devastated when they are forced out of the company they built because they are too old only to have their husbands leave them. To strike back the two make over their bodies with pilates and plastic surgery and vow to get revenge on their ex-husband and former business associates. With the help of their computer genius friend played by Academy Award Nominee Carol Kane they bring down the company they were forced out of. Then to get back at their ex-husbands they get new boy toys who are even younger then their ex-husbands new trophy wives.

The casting of the young love interest has proven to be vindication for all the Hollywood Actresses who have been told they are too old to play romantic leads even though they are in their sexual prime. The first thing Talia and Bonnie did was eliminated the possibility of casting anybody over the age of 40, that immediately eliminated Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Johnny Depp. It turns out this was devastating for Depp. He told a close friend that ever since he had seen “The Godfather” he had dreamed of playing opposite Shire. Too bad for him he’s too told….Then actors in their thirties expressed interest. Matt Damon for Bedlia’s boy toy. Bonnie said she liked Damon and thought he was sexy about “eight years ago”. The duo decided they had to go extra young. After seeing his steamy sex scene with Christina Ricci in “Black Snake Moan” Shire decided nobody other than Justin Timberlake could play her young stud. Although it seemed like Justin may resist he jumped at the chance to play opposite the Hollywood Legend.

As for Bedelia. She searched high and low then came across her choice one day while reading about a scandalous play in London. Yes you guessed it. Bonnie’s lover will be played by non other than Harry Potter himself Daniel Radcliff. And just like in his recent play he will appear nude.

“Revenge Of The Cougars” is set to start filming on July 1st and is gunning of a December release date in order to qualify for Oscar Consideration.

Lohan declares “I’m 40% of the way to a free rehab trip y’all!”

As Fake Gossip New Reported when she was in rehab the first time Lindsay Lohan is the holder of one of the most coveted cards in all of showbiz. Not a SAG card, not an Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences card but a rehab punch card. The card is set aside for Hollywood’s most talented addicts. It entitles them to a free trip to rehab after the first five are paid for. Upon checking into Promises in Malibu on Memorial Day the “Georgia Rule” star declared “I’m 40% of the way to a free rehab trip y’all!”