Sharon & Dragons Baby Joy

While Sharon Stone's latest comeback effort in "Bobby" may not have gotten her a second Oscar nominaton she is still the happiest she's ever been. After pooring her entire salary from "Basic Instict 2" into a secret labratory she and her Komodo dragon lover are thrilled that at long last they are going to have a baby together. This first ever human/dragon hybrid baby is due to be born in September.

Ellens Triumph!

After the heartbreaking loss at the Golden Globes the Ellen Mafia used all their power to make sure an award ended up in the hands of the amazing Ellen Pompeo. And it worked! "Grey's Anatomy" won Best Ensemble Drama cast last night at the 13th Annual SAG awards. While Ellen herself wasn't nominated the Mafia did get revenge by getting SAG Members to vote for Ellen's fab co-star Chandra Wilson instead of Kyra Sedgwick. Congrats Ellen.

They was robbed!

Fake Gossip News, the Ellen Maffia and several other Hollywood insiders are appauled that the following people were robbed of Oscar nominations this morning.

Best Supporting Actress-Ellen Burstyn in The Fountain







Best Supporting Actress-Renee Taylor in Boynton Beach Club



















Best Supporting Actress-Sally Kellerman in Boynton Beach Club






Best Supporting Actress-Lin Shaye in Snakes On A Plane












Best Actress-Brenda Vaccaro in Boynton Beach Club

Devistated Ellen Maffia plots Revenge

The Ellen Mafia was shaken to it's very core earlier this week. The Maffia's most
beautiful member Ellen Pompeo was nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Actress in
a TV Series drama. The Ellen Mafia was so sure that Ellen P. would win that they didn't even bother taking the Hollywood Forgein Press Association out for dinner a la Sharon Stone. So when the globe went to Kyra Sedgwick instead of Ellen P. the fabulous foursome were so devastated that the went into hiding for number of days.

On Wednesday morning in their secret Palm Springs compound the Ellens decided to get
revenge on Sedgwick. Unfortunately for them Sedgwick foiled them yet again by
extending her TNT deal for "The Closer". This only sent the Ellens from sad to mad.
Ellen D. has promised herself Sedgwick will never appear on her talk show. Ellen B. has enlisted the help of her occult friends who she's known since "The Excorsist' to place a hex on Sedgwick. While Ellen C. has vowed to switch all of the locks on Sedgwick and husband Kevin Bacon's house from "The best locks money can buy to the worst locks on a Houston whore house." Meanwhile Ellen P. has been so upset all she's been able to do is sit in a chair saying "Say it. The golden globe goes to Ellen Pompeo in Grey's Anatomy. It isn't that hard. The winner is Ellen Pompeo. Ellen Pompeo" over and over.

Lindsay Lohan receives rehab punch card

When Lindsay Lohan entered rehab on Wednesday she was given something that many
Hollywood stars have received before. The rehab punch card. The card entitles
Hollywood Stars to a free rehab stay after the first five have been paid in full. Past
recipients of the punch card include Carrie Fisher, Drew Barrymore, Robert Downey
Jr., Matthew Perry and Colin Ferrel. All of us here at Fake Gossip News hope Lindsay's
first trip to rehab will be her last. But if it isn't it comforts us to know she'll be able to
carry on the long standing Hollywood tradition of the rehab punch card.

And The Nominees Are...

It's the Skank Of The Year Awards presented by Fake Gossip News
And The Nominees Are...

Quickie Marriage Skank Pamela Anderson









Mother Of Two Skank Britney Spears















Wanna Be Singer Skank-Paris Hilton









Reformed Skank-Christina Aguilera


















Aging Poorly Skank Tara Reid












Winner to be announced in Febuary.

The Slapper Takes A Break From Slapping To Get Justin!

Fake Gossip News has received word that now that Justin Timberlake has offically split from Cameron Diaz the gay slapper is taking a break from slapping to concetrate on turning Justing to the dark side. In an e-mail the gay slapper told Fake Gossip News "There are plenty of women in hollywood that need to get slapped but I can't miss this opportunity. I need to find out how sexy Justin looks on his back."

Good Luck Ellen P

Everybody here at Fake Gossip News would like to wish the amazingly fabulous Ellen Pompeo good luck this Monday at the Golden Globe awards. We know it's your time girl!

Lindsay Lohan Bio-Pic In The Works

Fake Gossip News has learned a bio-picture about the life of Lindsay Lohan is in the works at Focus Features. The film will trace Lohans rise to stardom. The film opens with her getting the role in "The Parent Trap" and end with her attending with her friendship with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Fake Gossip News has learned the following titles are being considered for the film. We ask our readers to vote on their favorite one.

"The Party Trap"
"Fucked Up Friday"
"Mean Drugs"
"Confessions Of A Party Queen"
"Lohan: Fully Loaded"
&
"Just My Drug"