Miss Cleo Caught In Spears Pregnancy Scandal!!

The world was shocked last week when Jamie Lynn Spears announced she was pregnant at the tender age of sixteen!! It turns out the scandal doesn’t end there!!

Fake Gossip News has learned that the baby actually isn’t Jamie Lynn‘s! The baby actually is Britney Spears third child. Three and a half months ago Britney learned she was pregnant again. She was thrilled but was worried what the news of another pregnancy would do to her already faltering “comeback” attempt. That’s when Britney turned to psychic and voodoo queen Miss Cleo. Britney paid Miss Cleo $2.5 million to use an ancient voodoo spell to magically transport the baby from Britney’s womb into Jamie Lynn’s!

Will the madness with the Spears family ever end?!? But at the same time Fake Gossip New would like to be the first to welcome Miss Cleo back into the public’s consciousness.

Hillary Swank receives threatening letters!

Forget the writer’s strike the thing that has Hollywood buzzing is the threatening letters that two time Oscar winner Hillary Swank has been receiving.

The letters started arriving at Swank’s home around the time that promotional materials started to go out for her latest flick “P.S. I Love You”. What’s unusual about these threatening letters is that they all start out as nice fan letters. Ever one of the letters starts out gushing about what a beautiful woman Swank is, then each one goes on and on about how talented she is and how amazing she was in “Boy’s Don’t Cry” and “Million Dollar Baby” and how amazing “P.S. I Love You” looks. Each letter is signed “A Friend” or “Your #1 Fan.” It’s after the signature that the letters turn dark. Every single one ends with the following words…P.S. I HATE YOU!! DIE SWANK DIE!! What is even more troublesome is that forensic analysis has verified that those last words are written in human blood!

Officially police won’t say if they have any suspects. However, Fake Gossip News' inside source reports that the number one suspect is none other than Annette Benning! Apparently all of the letters were mailed from a mail box down the street from where Benning lives. Police also have done an unofficial handwriting analysis (from the Benning thank you cards following her 2005 Golden Globe win for “Being Julia). The analysis found man similarities between Benning's handwriting and that of the letter writer’s. The final step is getting a warrant to test Annette’s DNA to see if the blood on the letters is Annette’s.

When Fake Gossip News approached Benning we found that all of her fingers were bandaged up (we’re guessing from all the times she’s pricked her fingers to write in blood). We asked her what she thought about the letters Swank has been receiving. She replied (with one of the fakest smiles we’ve ever seen) “I have worked past all my issues with Hillary Swank. I wish her nothing but the best. Life is not about awards.” Then her face changed from the fake smile to her usual intensity. She then declared “’The Women’ will be my greatest triumph. Awards or no awards people will be talking about that movie and my performance in it for years to come.”

Sadly it seems Annette’s time in the loony bin did not cure her Swank envy.

IBC

Forget the Annual Lifetime: Television For Woman awards or the Elle Magazine Power 100 banquet the place to see a who’s who of Hollywood women is at the International Beard Conference being held in New Orleans, Louisiana this weekend.

The conference is held every year. It is designed to aid woman who are in “relationships” with closeted gay men on how to make their “relationships” appear more legitimate.

The year’s celebrity panel is the best ever! It features Kelly Preston (“wife” of queen John Travolta), Nicole Kidman (ex “wife” #2 of ding a ling a ling Tom Cruise) and Cindy Crawford (ex “wife” of gerbil fan Richard Gere).

In addition the New Beard award will be presented to Resse Witherspoon (“gal pal” to bare backing fav Jake Gyllenall)& the Young Beard award will go to Vanessa Hudgens (“sweetie” to fagtastic Zach Efron)

When Fake Gossip News caught up with Kelly Preston she declared, “This is my favorite event of the year. It can be very tiring living a lie and this is the one chance we all have during the year to just let loose and tell the truth. It’s almost as fun as watching the Special Collectors Edition DVD of ‘Spacecamp’.”

Fake Gossip News has also learned that Suzanne Craig a.k.a. “Mrs.” Larry Craig a.k.a. Mrs. Potato Beard Idaho will be making her first trip to the conference where she will be the key note speaker. An insider told us that the name of her speech is “Standing by your man through tap and flush.”

Get ready for some excellent television!

The Hollywood writers strike has brought production to a halt. But it has also given new life to TV shows that have been collecting dust in the network vaults. In the late 1990’s ABC secretly ordered full seasons of three spin off shows. They shows were just plain to fierce to be seen by the American public but now with fresh episodes of “Desperate Housewives’ and “Ugly Betty” about to run out ABC had decided to pull these hidden treasures out of the vault and show them to the world!

The first two spin offs are from “Roseanne”. The first show “Crystal!” follows the adventures of Natalie West as she leaves Landford, Illinois and travels to El Dorado, Arkansas and opens up her own Country/Western Bar. The second show “Bev” stars Academy Award winner Estelle Parsons. After the last episode of “Roseanne” Beverly moves to the Sivlerlake neighborhood of Los Angeles where she opens up a lesbian bed and breakfast. Look for guest appearances from “Roseanne” regulars like Sara Gilbert, Lecy Goranson and Sandra Burnheart.

But the show that has got all of Hollywood excited is a spin off of “Full House”. The show is “Gibbler!” staring the always underrated Andrea Barber.The show follows the adventures of Kimmie Gibbler as she joins the United States Air Force and spreads her special brand of humor around the world.

Look for all three shows to debut just after the New Year.